facebook status updates funny
I ride a facebook account, my sister and one day leave the state of grace. Any ideas?
So my sister and I know others facebook password for each one. The other day I had on mine and made an update that said: "The best sister in the world is far from ___ (name )___!!! PS I love to lick my toes clean:) "I want it back Any ideas on what I can say.?
1. I'm gay 2. Im as gay queen gay 3.Im 4.Fingering I BF my 5.Fucking 6.making a porn movie with my father 7.Fucking Turkey 8.Being fucked by a turkey 10.Im 9.Fucking gunna join a Mexican gang 11.Im make a porn mind my father me fingering and fucking my boyfriend and his Mexican turkey while it is in a gang intitiated
Funny Facebook Status Updates
|
|
I’m Too Busy to Tell People Humor Ash Gray T-Shirt $14.98 Our ash gray tee reads: “I’m Too Busy To Tell People How Busy I Am.” 100% cotton. Imported.Medium (38-40)Large (42-44)X-Large (46-48)XX-Large (50-52)… |
|
|
Find Us on Facebook Vinyl Decal Bumper Sticker 2 X 7 $5.00 THIS IS A SELF-ADHESIVE HIGH QUALITY STICKER. SIZE: 2″ x 7″(INCHES) . IT IS VERY EASY TO APPLY AND DURABLE. IT CAN BE USED OUTSIDE OR INSIDE. YOU CAN APPLY IT ON ALMOST ANY HARD SURFACE. STICKERS ARE AN EASY TO USE AND FUN AND EFFECTIVE WAY TO GIVE A LITTLE ATTITUDE TO YOUR BELONGINGS. THEY ARE ALSO A FANTASTIC WAY TO SHOW YOUR SUPPORT FOR EVERYTHING YOU LOVE AND CARE ABOUT. WE HAVE CUSTOM ORDERIN… |
|
|
The Funniest Facebook Status Updates of ALL TIME: All Updated for 2012 Looking for some hilarious laughs! You have come to the right place.At last count Facebook was approaching a membership of nearly 900 million people. If it were a country, that would be the third largest in the world. Facebook is more than a phenomenon; it has become a way of life for so many people. Every minute of every day people are updating their statuses on Facebook. Some are sentimental, s… |
|
|
Funny Facebook Status Updates and More. $4.99 Want to impress your Facebook Friends & Fans? This book has something for every occasion on Facebook. In fact, it has everything you need to become “The Accomplished Facebooker”. Get to know the coolest and the not-so-cool status updates, popular Facebook trends and more. This is an unofficial guide to Facebook and is not related to Facebook Inc. in any manner.Features:* Over 1,000 Categoriz… |
|
|
Funny Status Everyone loves a FUNNY FACEBOOK STATUS!Having spent the past few years entertaining my own FACEBOOK friends, I decided to compile my statuses into a book for others to use. ‘Melissa’ *****“If laughter is the best medicine, then Funny Status is the prescription. This is a book that you will talk about long after you’re done reading! Thank you Mr. Campbell for the laughs!”FUNNY, WITTY and CL… |
Categories: Facebook
