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Facebook status joke? help?
I was dating a guy and looked at my Facebook profile. I did not know because they have an account, but had a friend who does and who can view my page. Well, I took a drive in my state, I said something like "I love life" Then we went to an appointment. I mean something that draws attention to Funny / clever. Ideas?
Hahaha, you should put "stop stalking me * * inserthisnamehere.'s Going to be safe to get attention, P
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